Okay i take the last one, Not really, the answer would remain the same....god is intriguing... if my parents behave intriguing i tell them off.. but god is not listening... lol..

I am falling asleep.. gnite.. had a hard day today looking up errors in my income tax returns... will catch up tomorrow.....

Pranks,

I will definitely watch it over the weekend and offer my comments... hey just listened to the songs you sent me on my email.. want my frank opinion??

No comparison to the songs of the 60s, 70s, 80s.... just hear

HEY MAINE KASAM LI..

btw I was just telling Micks that the present generation will not watch a movie like Abhiman... for americans an individual life sketch on a canvas is boring unless its eccentric... but for bollywood life is all bout crying over personal matter... lol lol.. and GUESS WHAT.. Abhishek and Ash will be doing Abhiman shortly... do u think India will still watch?

Yes ur crude prediction is bang on......

Guest,

I have no PUTS, sold most things in my life for a song...

I have calls bought one ystday one today... i bought calls coz dow trin at 0.2 in the setting of the huge sell off looked very bullish....

oops ur throwing intellectual bouncers at me Raj... lol.. he cannot afford to turn ruthless coz we are mired in the karmic web.... and if he does turn his bias on then he will have to pay for it.. karma does not excuse god either... he only balances it for us so the karmic repercurssions dont give us too much of a blow in one lifetime....

Seriously its about time god took a fresh look at his creation... lots of snags... it makes no sense to create a valley as beautiful as kashmir and then make it the center of terrorism... somewhere these facts make us wonder if god really exists.. if yes then why design kashmir and terrorize india with it?...

Oops once u know what i did to my baby.. i threw it on the cot from my lap coz it was crying nonstop and i was tired from taking care... my hubby just returned home when i did that but he took the baby put on a soothing tape and rocked it to sleep in his arms... and he was fast asleep.. i guess god is like my hubby.. if i had been god, i would have redesigned the world. LOL...

is that so, dow and nasdaq recovering.. when i saw dow futures trading 100 points down i thought the rally will take time but will happen coz the TRIN was oversold at 0.2 ystday after the huge fall and its very bullish divergence.. for dow it all takes effect immediately unlike our nifty where it took 3 days to play out and may not have played out if dow had not fallen..

Lets hoep for a rally as i have two calls....

Hey radhika.....I am not going to any job....But at the same time I am not living on my present shares..My dividend income alone which my father(shares)had bought right from my age of 18 alone is 1 lac&above....

Stock markets like Chakra Vyooh ( Mahabharat ), and we ( all investors )are like Abhimanyu's , we know how to enter it, but we don't know how to come out of it......lol...

Considering if you invest now in infy ( 50 lakhs )today at the current rate you can get around 2900 shares. they are giving the dividend ( 545 % of 5 rs face value share , so becomes 27.5 rs ) this dividend calculation is for last year. so imagine next year if you can get 30 rs per share also you would be getting around 87 K per year. But Invest the same in Bank now, at 9 % interest you can get 4.5 Lacs every year. If you are a long term investor holding infy at 300 rs or less, Then your yearly returns are likely above 10 %, But if you putting 50 L now in INFY alone does not make sense. Regards ...

radhika,if you believe in yugas,then kalyug is not yet over n all these are creations of god HIMSELF HE wants to see the height of indecency inits own creation kashmir is not on his agenda as yet there are more serious problems with HIM...

RN, For filling the Tax returns you don't need to download or attach anything. you need put your stocks sold in excel files including Brokerages, and have some columns like Short term capital gain ( with in one year from purchase date ) or Long term capital gain ( above one year from purchase date. You can open your trade book from ICICI direct ( in the trade book enter the financial year )to find the below details. ( you can not just total the trade book , you need to work on each and every trade manually and fill in the excel ) for example in Aug month you would have traded Mini nifty for 30 times, have all the BUYs totaled up and have all the sells totalled up, add and remove brokerages from the amount, Then you can arrive at Net short term gain. for cash Sl No Share name No of shares sold Date of sale Net sale value Date of Purchase Net purchase value Short term capital gains Long Term capital gains 7 BURCEM 200 3-Jan-08 6408.4 3-Jan-08 5052.22 1356.18 ( remember to include brokerages for BUY and remove brokerages from SELL for calculation ) For F & O Sl No Contract name Quantity Net Buy rate( incl brokerage ) Net sale rate ( exclude brokerage ) Short term capital gains Remarks ( 3 FUT-BAJHIN-28-Feb-2008-S 21850 5139018.97 5151574.52 12555.55) Once you come up with values give it to your tax consultant ( the worksheet ), If at all if your application is selected for taking clarifications you might need to produce the contract notes for each and every shares , F & O bought and sold. From this year onwards you don't need to attach any proofs... If you need any clarifications let me know ...

Good night RN! I will be off again for a while... another month or two. Good luck in the mean time -r...

Ha ha... A last one.. Would you change your answer if god were a she and not he... lol...